· OMGZ New Moon posters! But where's the wolfcake?
· Oprah loves Susan Boyle when she sings. Less so, when she talks.
· The season premiere of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is unfinished as "producers are trying to incorporate the couple's martial woes into the show." Uh, have they ever seen this show before? It's already like an instructional video for passive aggression (and potent sperm).
· Ah, there's that Trek catchphrase we missed: "Don't phase me, bro."
· Alanis Morissette has signed up for a role on Weeds that requires "tasteful nudity." Been there, done that.