· Vulture premieres the poster for Woody Allen's upcoming Whatever Works, which literally looks like they pulled a paparazzi shot out of Bauer-Griffin and did a background erase. Why tout a sexy starlet like Evan Rachel Wood when you've got a Curb Your Ethusiasm outtake and Ed Begley Jr.'s name first in the credit block?
· Gossip Girl producers have finally cast the pivotal role of Serena and Dan's half-brother. The actor chosen is a white guy who looks like every other white guy on the show. OMG?
· Steven Soderbergh is going to start laying the crazy track for his 3-D musical Cleo by injecting an animated character to star opposite Brad Pitt in Moneyball.
· The Karate Kid remake currently features only one of its titular words.
· Nicole Kidman would rather buy a soft drink than the poor little girl from Slumdog Millionaire.