In the three short weeks since we resurrected Movieline, you've enthralled us with your real time feedback. So much so, in fact, that we felt it was time to start acknowledging and rewarding the best of the bon mots to appear in our commenting section. So without further ado, we'd like to call to order the first gala presentation of the Movieline Commenty Awards! Each winner will receive an engraved trophy (a 12-inch sculpture of a unisex office worker hunched over a computer monitor snickering to his or herself as they take a bite of a Hostess Donette, cast in the finest pewter), and a special prize. In this case: a date with the sexiest ethereal angel on the planet, Shia LaBeouf's mom! Our winners are after the jump.
· JudgeFudge on Larry Wachowski Takes the Red Pill: "Lana Wachowski: V for Va Va Va Voom!"
· el smrtmnky on A Guide To Recognizing Your Hollywood Blog-Feuds:"i just love that sharon waxman was having a tiff with anita busch. that's like a drag cabaret dream come true."
· Matt on Megan Fox Making the Ultimate Sacrifice For Jonah Hex: "LOL @ THE CREEPY GUY IN THE CAR MIRROR!"
· Old No.7 on Rating the Vulcan Salutes from Last Night's Star Trek Premiere: "In the bedroom, this move is called "The Spocker" (Two in the snapper, two in the crapper.)"
· NoWireHangers on Rolling Over and Playing Dead: "The trajectory of Disney + John Travolta as of late:
1. Wild Hogs
2. Old Dogs
3. A remake of Frogs or Trog for sure."
Congratulations, everyone!