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In Which We Get Out of the Way and Let Shia LaBeouf's Fantastically Perverse Playboy Interview Do the Talking

Shia LaBeouf was the subject of a new Playboy interview (June issue), in which the charismatic Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star and occasional public nuisance opened up on a number of topics with an alarming amount of candor.

Some highlights:

On going through puberty on the set of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle:

"Holy f*cking Christ! Really disgusting if I get into elaborate details. I remember my trailer was set up in such a way that Cameron Diaz's and Lucy Liu's trailers were visible through my window, through this little shade I had. I'd put down the blackout shade just enough to have my eye peeping through and get them in my crosses. I'd be inside totally going at it. Just the thought of them changing in their trailers was enough to get me off."

On seeing his Mom naked:

"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."

On who he finds sexy:

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

Excuse us now while we bleach our brains.

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