· Look, rebooted Melrose Place. You're not breaking up with Lisa Rinna. Lisa Rinna's breaking up with you, OK?
· Ever have trouble telling Tracy Morgan and his 30 Rock alter ego apart? NBC's promo department has the same problem with Tina Fey.
· If you're still on the fence about Wolverine's potential similarity to the leaked version online, Fox is promising that each print of the final cut will have one of multiple secret endings. We're hoping for the one where Sabretooth killed Mr. Boddy!
· CBS is pushing the totally-wrong-for-its-network Harper's Island to Saturday, after the murder mystery kept declining in the ratings.
· Dev Patel is dating his Slumdog Millionaire costar Freida Pinto, says Patel's mother, who then offered reporters a special two-for-one offer.