Funny, We Don't Remember Any Monkey-Fighting in Snakes on a Plane
· The mystery of how FX's censors might deal with Snakes on a Plane's most famous line of dialogue has now been solved. We're shocked to say we like it way better than the original. [/Film via PaulScheer.com]
· You know, we were just daydreaming what could make this Slumdog Millionaire child-selling poopstorm more fulfilling, and it never once occurred to us that the answer to our question might be a smarmy Fox news anchor chuckling over footage of two poverty-stricken women punching each other's lights out.
· In the wake of Miss California's shocking rejection of unopposite marriage, it's nice to see some recognizable faces coming out for another one of those A Gathering Storm commercial parodies. The message reads loud and clear, despite some minor technical malfunctioning of Alicia Silverstone's lower lip.
· "2:17 p.m. The finalists gather in the tiny greenroom behind the stage, their last stop before dress rehearsal in front of an audience of 600. A technician attaches Kris' microphone. It's a loose bunch, as Adam, Matt and Danny joke about a YouTube video of a reported leprechaun sighting in Alabama." American Idol 's Top 6: They're just like three-years-ago us!
· Hard Candy director David Slade is in serious contention to direct Eclipse, the third part of the Twilight saga, according to Deadline Hollywood Daily. It's a promising choice: If he can do with this material what he did with Ellen Page threatening to perform ball-removal surgery, it should be the scariest chapter yet.
Comments
that SOAP edit make me LOL very loudly.
I'm glad they let the plane have weekends off.
It would have been awesome if they truly had the snakes fighting monkeys.
I was on a Monday-Friday plane just last weekend. Took forever.