Is there such thing as too much Kathy Griffin? Hopefully not for Bravo, who fills its Wednesday primetime line-up with the red-haired vixen. Elsewhere, girls try to be fierce and a Cougar is on the prowl.
Kathy Griffin: She'll Cut a Bitch [9 PM, BRAVO]
Kathy Griffin's new stand-up special recorded in Portland airs for the first time tonight. When that's over, take a quick bathroom break and grab some Funyuns, because she then hosts Bravo's A List Awards. Those awards honor "artistic spirits" in pop culture, fashion, cuisine, beauty and design. The A's (as we call them) were pre-taped ten days ago, so bring the kids into the living room because the swears will be bleeped.
America's Next Top Model [8 PM, CW]
Singer Ciara shows up unexpectedly and the contestants join her for a photo shoot, where one model's weight gain is criticized. Also, Tyra reveals the overseas location. Has the bad economy hit Top Model? If the location is Dubai, then no. If the location is Ronkonkoma, Long Island (technically overseas), then mos def.
Scrubs [8:30 PM, ABC]
The Janitor (Neil Flynn) and Lady (Kit Pongetti) marry in the tropics during the second of this two-part episode. There has never been enough Janitor on the show, especially in recent years when they got guest-star happy, so it's great to see Flynn in full bloom.
The Cougar [10 PM, TV Land]
The brief void is low-brow dating shows has once again been dealt with, as this Bachelor-style dating show premieres tonight. Host Vivica A. Fox introduces us to Stacey, a hot mother of four and successful realtor as she searches for an energetic, young stud. It promises to redefine the rules of dating. We promise this won't be as good as Momma's Boys.