Our second annual list of 'The Most ____' in Hollywood.
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1. MOST FANTASIZED ABOUT
Denise Richards
2. MOST RAVISHING NEWCOMER
Penelope Cruz
3. MOST LIKELY TO BE THE REAL REASON FOR LOWER S.A.T. SCORES
Adam Sandler
4. MOST X-RATED LIPS
Angelina Jolie
5. MOST BRILLIANT CHAMELEON
Russell Crowe
6. MOST IRREPRESSIBLE SEX APPEAL
Benjamin Bratt
7. MOST IN NEED OF A REFRESHER COURSE IN THE DMV CODE
Lara Flynn Boyle
8. MOST IN NEED OF HAVING HER YOGA MAT CONFISCATED
Madonna
9. MOST IN NEED OF HAVING HER MIRROR CONFISCATED
Gwyneth Paltrow
10. MOST UNCELEBRITYLIKE CELEBRITY
Keanu Reeves
11. MOST IMPRESSIVE VANISHING ACT
Demi Moore
12. MOST LIKELY TO PASS OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR
Martin Lawrence
13. MOST LUSTED-AFTER BY THE CAMERA
Catherine Zeta-Jones
14. MOST SO OVER
Kevin Costner
15. MOST SO-O-O-O OVER
Clint Eastwood
16. MOST FORGOTTEN BUT NOT GONE Tie between
Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger
17. MOST UNAFRAID TO SAY WHAT SHE THINKS
Sharon Stone
18. MOST BACKSTABBING
Sean Penn
19. MOST IN LOVE WITH HER OWN CABOOSE
Jennifer Lopez
20. MOST ENDEARINGLY OPEN ABOUT HIS PARTYING WAYS
Ben Affleck
21. MOST UNDERRATED ACTOR
Mark Wahlberg
22. MOST POPULAR
Sarah Michelle Gellar
23. MOST BEAUTIFUL BODY (ACTOR)
Taye Diggs
24. MOST BEAUTIFUL BODY (ACTRESS)
Charlize Theron
25. MOST IN NEED OF A ROLE MODEL OTHER THAN JOHN MALKOVICH
Ryan Phillippe
26. MOST PHALLIC NOSE
Owen Wilson
27. MOST RELENTLESSLY AMBITIOUS
Puff Daddy
28. MOST TENUOUS RELATIONSHIP TO DISCERNABLE REALITY
Ally Sheedy
29. MOST LUNATIC INTERVIEWEE (Tie)
Dustin Hoffman and Ally Sheedy
30. MOST INEXPLICABLE USE OF HIS TIME LATELY
Samuel L. Jackson
31. MOST IN NEED OF MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
32. MOST TIMELY DEMISE
Stanley Kubrick
33. MOST IN NEED OF A HAPPY MEAL
Calista Flockhart
34. MOST IN NEED OF A QUARTER POUNDER
Lara Flynn Boyle
35. MOST LIKELY TO BE EATING ICE CREAM, LIKE, RIGHT NOW
John Travolta
36 MOST ATTITUDE-FREE
Jennifer Love Hewitt
37. MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN HOLLYWOOD
Jordana Brewster
38. MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY IN HOLLYWOOD
Chris Klein
39. MOST UNDESERVING OF MEDIA BACKLASH
Leonardo DiCaprio
40. MOST UNSINKABLE
Julia Roberts
41. MOST REFRESHING TALL DRINK OF WATER
Leelee Sobieski
42. MOST WELCOME NEW BRITISH ACTOR
Ioan Gruffudd
43. MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A GROWN-UP HEARTTHROB
Heath Ledger
44. MOST DISASTROUS HAIRCUT
Keri Russell
45. MOST DISAPPOINTING PERFORMANCE IN STAR WARS: EPISODE 1--THE PHANTOM MENACE (Tie)
All Cast Members
46. MOST OVERVALIDATED
Camryn Manheim
47. MOST BAFFLING CELEBRITY COUPLE
Bridget Fonda and Dwight Yoakam
48. MOST UNEXPECTEDLY RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
49. MOST DISCREET CELEBRITY COUPLE
Matt Damon and Winona Ryder
50. MOST UNLIKELY HOOK-UP
Jack Nicholson and Lara Flynn Boyle
51. MOST UNAFFECTED
Sandra Bullock
52. MOST SUCKED UP TO BY FASHION DESIGNERS
Gwyneth Paltrow
53. MOST TERRIFYINGLY ELFIN
Jenna Elfman
54. MOST IN NEED OF SHUTTING HER MOUTH FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE
Janeane Garofalo
55. MOST IN NEED OF SHUTTING HIS MOUTH FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE
Alec Baldwin
56. MOST IMPRESSIVE CHILD ACTOR
Haley Joel Osment
57. MOST BORING
Robert De Niro
58. MOST LIKELY TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY HALT THE TEEN TREND
Lacey Chabert
59. MOST LIKELY TO MOVE HIS LIPS WHEN HE READS
Casper Van Dien
60. MOST CREDIBLE SHILL FOR BLOND-HAIR-IN-A-BOTTLE
Heather Locklear
61. MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT CELEBRITY ON "POLITICALLY INCORRECT"
Alexandra Paul
62. MOST AMAZING ACTRESS NOT YET DISCOVERED BY HOLLYWOOD
Naomi Watts
63. MOST CONFLICTED YOUNG ACTRESS
Sarah Polley
64. MOST IN NEED OF A CHARISMA TRANSPLANT
Tobey Maguire
65. MOST ADVENTUROUS WIG WEARER
Cher
66. MOST ADEPT AT USING THE WORD "FUCK"
Denis Leary
67. MOST LIKELY TO BE THE FACE ON A DARTBOARD IN A FRAT HOUSE
Chris O'Donnell
68. MOST LIKELY TO GROW UP TO BE A PERSONAL TRAINER
Jake Lloyd
69. MOST LIKELY TO BE FOUND IN A BAR AT 3 A.M.
Vince Vaughn
70. MOST INTOLERABLE WITHOUT JULIA ROBERTS NEXT TO HIM ON THE SCREEN
Richard Gere
71. MOST LIKELY TO FILE FOR DIVORCE A SECOND TIME
Pamela Anderson Lee
72. MOST POISED
Cate Blanchett
73. MOST UNLIKELY TEEN HEARTTHROB
Seth Green
74. MOST CONSISTENT WITH HER PUBLIC IMAGE
Elizabeth Hurley
75. MOST LIKELY TO REALIZE HE'S MADE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE
Jimmy Smits
76. MOST LIKELY TO HAVE HER OWN SITCOM IN THE NEAR FUTURE
Mira Sorvino
77. MOST IN NEED OF A FITNESS TRAINER
Val Kilmer
78. MOST LIKELY NOT TO BE READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP
Marilyn Manson
79. MOST IN NEED OF EXITING GEN-X
Winona Ryder
80. MOST DEPENDENT ON HIS LASH CURLER
Joseph Fiennes
81. MOST IN NEED OF PONDERING THE FATE OF JFK JR.
John Travolta
82. MOST LIKELY TO MAKE A BOMB THE NEXT TIME OUT
Mike Myers
83. MOST UNLIKELY STAR OF A ROMANTIC COMEDY
David Duchovny
84. MOST IN NEED OF A MIRACLE
Robert Downey Jr.
85. MOST PLEASANTLY PECULIAR
David Arquette
86. MOST SORELY MISSED
Daniel Day-Lewis
87. MOST GENEROUS
Drew Barrymore
88. MOST APPEALING STAMMERER
Hugh Grant
89. MOST UNPRETENTIOUS
Kevin Bacon
90. MOST LUSTED AFTER OLDER WOMAN
Susan Sarandon
91. MOST LUSTED AFTER OLDER MAN
Sean Connery
92. MOST REFRESHING TV-TO-FILM IMPORT
Lisa Kudrow
93. MOST DESERVING OF OSCAR RECALL
Roberto Benigni
94. MOST FAMOUS FOR NO REASON
Carmen Electra
95. MOST OVERHYPED STAR OF THE YEAR
Ewan McGregor
96. MOST LIKELY TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER
Jack Nicholson
97. MOST PARANOID
Spike Lee
98. MOST BEWILDERING USE OF CARTE BLANCHE
Nicolas Cage
99. MOST FRIGHTENING HOLLYWOOD PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATE BESIDES WARREN BEATTY
Cybill Shepherd
100. MOST FULL OF SHIT (BESIDES BRUCE WILLIS)
Warren Beatty
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