Tinseltown is full of superlatives. Who's the most beautiful? The most relentlessly self-destructive? The most stuck-up? The most underrated? For those and 96 other mosts, read on.
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1. Most Outrageously Beautiful
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES
2. Most Unbelievably Handsome
BRAD PITT
3. Most Overeducated for the Job of Movie Star
DAVID DUCHOVNY
4. Most Lusted After by Hollywood and the Rest of the World
LEONARDO DICAPRIO
5. Most Relentlessly Self-Destructive
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
6. Most Elegantly Stylish
GWYNETH PALTROW
7. Most Unwilling or Unable to Sell Out
JOHNNY DEPP
8. Most Likely to Be Knighted
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
9. Most Unable to Utter Five Convincing Syllables in English
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
10. Most Underrated Actress
MEG RYAN
11. Most Underrated Actor
JOHNNY DEPP
12. Most Successful at Color-Matching Eyebrows and Toupee
BURT REYNOLDS
13. Most Anticipated Future Star
NATALIE PORTMAN
14. Most Indiscreetly Talkative
JENNIFER LOPEZ
15. Most Likely to Throw a Punch
SEAN PENN
16. Most Skillful and Gracious with the Press
WILL SMITH
17. Most Exploitive of the Dead
CHER
18. Most Undeserving Casualty of Hype
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
19. Most Likely to Appear on a U.S. Postal Stamp
TOM CRUISE
20. Most Likely to Soon Be Recognized As One of the Great Actors of His Generation
KEVIN SPACEY
21. Most Natural Actor
MATT DAMON
22. Most Inexcusably in Our Face
FRAN DRESCHER
23. Most White-Trash
BILLY BOB THORNTON
24. Most Beautiful Couple in Hollywood
TOM CRUISE AND NICOLE KIDMAN
25. Most Precipitous Fall from Grace
KEVIN COSTNER
26. Most Inexplicably Sweet Person
DREW BARRYMORE
27. Most Flirtatious On and Off the Screen
JULIA ROBERTS
28. Most Likely Not to Raise a Monster As a Celebrity Single Mom
JODIE FOSTER
29. Most Obnoxiously Proselytizing Scientologist in Showbiz
JENNA ELFMAN
30. Most Groovy Actor
VINCE VAUGHN
31. Most Groovy Actress
CHRISTINA RICCI
32. Most Likely to Have a Great Career Playing Eccentric Roles As an Old Actress
SIGOURNEY WEAVER
33. Most Deserving of a Best Actor Oscar
JEFF BRIDGES
34. Most Revered Actress
MERYL STREEP
35. Most Revered Actor
ROBERT DE NIRO
36. Most Stuck-Up
GWYNETH PALTROW
37. Most Likely to Turn Out to Be the Missing Link
SYLVESTER STALLONE
38. Most Likely to Drop Off the Face of the Earth Once Friends Is Cancelled
MATTHEW PERRY
39. Most Aware That She Cannot Act
CINDY CRAWFORD
40. Most Unaware That He Cannot Act
QUENTIN TARANTINO
41. Most Likely to Wake Up One Morning and Say, "Oh God, What Have I Done?"
JAMES BROLIN
42. Most Wonderful Thing to Come Out of Orange County
MICHELLE PFEIFFER
43. Most Overexposed
JOHN TRAVOLTA
44. Most Deserving of Current Hype (Actress)
ANGELINA JOLIE
45. Most Deserving of Current Hype (Actor)
BILLY CRUDUP
46. Most Sun-Damaged
ROBERT REDFORD
47. Most Articulate by a Mile
EMMA THOMPSON
48. Most Demonic Movie Star Ever to Be Lionized for Three Decades
JACK NICHOLSON
49. Most Inappropriate Celebrity
THE DALAI LAMA
50. Most Unlike What He Used to Be Like
MICKEY ROURKE
51. Most Irritating On-Screen
JOE PESCI
52. Most Overpaid Movie Star in the Business
SYLVESTER STALLONE
53. Most in Need of a Makeover
JANEANE GAROFALO
54. Most Unconvincing Makeover
COURTNEY LOVE
55. Most Abrupt Hiatus by a Promising Young Star
CHRIS O'DONNELL
56. Most Allergic to Becoming a Movie Star
BENICIODELTORO
57. Most '80s
CHARLIE SHEEN
58. Most Unlikely Major Movie Star(Actress)
HELEN HUNT
59. Most Unlikely Major Movie Star(Actor)
BRUCE WILLIS
60. Most Undesirable Ex
CLINT EASTWOOD
61. Most Consistently Glamorous Celebrity
ELIZABETH HURLEY
62. Most Curiously Mismanaged Talent
ALEC BALDWIN
63. Most Alarmingly Speedy Recovery from a Scandal
WOODY ALLEN
64. Most Charitable Actor in the History of Hollywood
PAUL NEWMAN
65. Most Undeterred by Negative Criticism
KEANU REEVES
66. Most Underused Actor in Hollywood
MICHAEL KEATON
67. Most Pretentious Actor on Stage or Screen
JOHN MALKOVICH
68. Most Relentlessly Self-Serious
MIRA SORVINO
69. Most Charismatic Leading Man Never to Have Lucked Out with a Big-Screen Hit
GEORGE CLOONEY
70. Most Hilarious Comedian On-Screen
JIM CARREY
71. Most Likely to Be the One to Save a Movie
MORGAN FREEMAN
72. Most Bad-Ass Motherfucker
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
73. Most Kiss-Ass to the President
TOM HANKS
74. Most Likely to Get Kicked Out of a Restaurant
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
75. Most Likely to Be at the Opening of an Envelope
ELLEN DEGENERES AND ANNE HECHE
76. Most Likely to End Up on Bad Television
TIMOTHY HUTTON
77. Most Two-Dimensional Actress On-Screen
MADONNA
78. Most Full of Shit
BRUCE WILLIS
79. Most Unlikely to Appear on Another Movieline Cover
BRUCE WILLIS
80. Most Convincingly Heroic Actor on the Big Screen
HARRISON FORD
81. Most Successful Mexican/Lebanese Actress Ever
SALMA HAYEK
82. Most Beautiful Oscar Winner in Two Decades
KIM BASINGER
83. Most Perfect Example of How Irritating Hipness Can Be
CALISTA FLOCKHART
84. Most Amazing Body (Actress)
ASHLEY JUDD
85. Most Amazing Body (Actor)
BRENDAN FRASER
86. Most Dreaded Publicity Client
FARRAH FAWCETT
87. Most Inept at Picking Boyfriends
LAURA DERN
88. Most Gifted Actress of Her Generation
KATE WINSLET
89. Most Dubious Buddhist
STEVEN SEAGAL
90. Most Secretive Over the Longest Stretch
ROBERT DE NIRO
91. Most Deserving of a Comeback
GEENA DAVIS
92. Most in Need of Repatriation
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
93. Most Non-Orgasmic
KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS
94. Most Mysterious
KEANU REEVES
95. Most Inspired Interviewee
VINCENT GALLO
96. Most Likely to Have a Street Named After Them in Palm Springs
DON JOHNSON
97. Most Bizarre Career Trajectory
RALPH FIENNES
98. Most Deserving of a Great Role
SANDRA BULLOCK
99. Most Likely to Have Demonstrated Her Entire Range Already
NEVE CAMPBELL
100. Most Likely to Play Monica Lewinsky in a TV Movie
SHANNEN DOHERTY